
The Dancing Jaguar
My friend needed a pick me up, so asked her favorite animal, trait, and item. She picked self-aware, flashlight, and leopard. Then this happened… 🙂
Laura, with her self-aware mind, knew something wasn’t right. She turned around in the thick jungle as evil crashed through the dense foliage. Reaching to the ground for a stick, she readied herself for an epic fight. Suddenly, a leopard wearing fur-tight leather pants made from the skins of wild tapirs, jumped in front of Laura, dancing with a flashlight which created a strobe effect against the jungle canopy. The leopard demanded, “DANCE PARTY!” Smiling wildly, the strobing light flashing off its sharp teeth, it danced into the jungle howling at the treetops. Laura shrugged. Thinking, “Why not?” She danced into the jungle and disappeared for all eternity, following the excited leopard in leather pants.