My friend needed a pick me up, so asked her favorite animal, trait, and item. She picked self-aware, flashlight, and leopard. Then this happened… 🙂
Laura, with her self-aware mind, knew something wasn’t right. She turned around in the thick jungle as evil crashed through the dense foliage. Reaching to the ground for a stick, she readied herself for an epic fight. Suddenly, a leopard wearing fur-tight leather pants made from the skins of wild tapirs, jumped in front of Laura, dancing with a flashlight which created a strobe effect against the jungle canopy. The leopard demanded, “DANCE PARTY!” Smiling wildly, the strobing light flashing off its sharp teeth, it danced into the jungle howling at the treetops. Laura shrugged. Thinking, “Why not?” She danced into the jungle and disappeared for all eternity, following the excited leopard in leather pants.
It’s been a while since I’ve posted anything to these blogs—for good reason. My goal in the spring was to finish Revenge of the Brownie and Experiences with Extraterrestrials, Sasquatch, Interdimensionals and Others. Those books took up most of my time in April. Read more on the Intuitive Blog »
Vengeance of the HOA spawned from a combination of Twitter threads, cult rulings, and Solar Opposites. This is the first installment. If you like it, share it on Twitter and tag me so I know to continue the story. 🙂 Filled with llamas, ninjutsu, waffles, goblins, punch, and pie, it
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